A tail of a Ki part One

Work work work, that is all it seems I do lately. . .lol
So have you had a chance to check out my articles?
There are some intersting ones, if I do say so myself.
But that is not why we are here.

Let me tell you a little tail, of a dog named Ki. . .
Ki was a silly girl, and she did not like to have the other dogs pick on her.
One day while the dogs were playing, Ki decided to show them that she was a force to be reckoned with.

What did Ki do?

Ki walked up to the leader of the pack, head held high, tail a waggin.
She walked right up to him, and what do you suppose she did?
Ki is all her awesomeness did this:
Glared at him, the pack leader, then out of the blue, she jumped on top of him, (keep in mind that they are standing face to face at this point so by jumping Ki managed to land on his head), then she started to hump him.

Believe it or not, Ki tried to take down the leader of the pack by humping his face. Just how do you think this turned out for her?

lol, hopefully that was entertaining and you will be back soon to hear more of Ki's tail.